We try to figure out the causes of climate change, and we come across some interesting ideas about cow weaponization. (Don’t do it.)
We also imagine the best fast food couples and what their fast food babies would be like.
This is also Nate’s final show in the US! He is leaving to Botswana with his wife to serve in the Peace Corps for the next two years. We wish him the safest and best time. We plan on having occasional updates from his world travels these next few years, so don’t worry, the best part of the show will still be around-ish.
Bust out the pogs, ride on your razor scooter and feed your Tamagotchi! We talk about the trends of today like angry old men and then look back angrily at the dumb trends we had as kids.
We really do fall prey to trends, but in the end, fuck ’em.
In this episode, we get jacked and talk about all the psychoses of the Winnie the Pooh characters.
We also name our future comic book company: Money Udders Comics.
Its only Erik, Raymond and Randy this episode, so the most in shape person on our show, Nate, had no time for our nonsense.
Bust out your flip flops, beach towels and crack open all the cold ones: ITS SUMMER, BITCHES.
The gang talks about the best summer fun, summer foods and summer diseases!
Randy couldn’t join this episode, but we have a special new guest, Steve Coyle!
Thanks for being the cooler dude, Steve.
The time has come. The forces of sorta evil are ready to crush Earth. Can Randy defend the Scattered Podcast, Earth and life itself? Probably. Its like 80-20 for chances.
Jack Nick is also the most dangerous amalgam of drugs and humans ever.
Life hangs in the balance on Earth. We face the judgement of Carl Sagan and his secret cabal of barely grounded characters.
The sole criteria of the judgement: the Scattered Podcast.
Sorry that we are all doomed, but you will have to listen to part 2 to find out how.
Movie trailers: Love them or hate them, we can watch a bunch of them in a short period of time.
Also; Ray likes meerkats, Nate is disgusted by the idea of scurvy ridden pirates and Erik receives word that a stranger’s family member has passed away during the show. Not sure whose. We express our deepest condolences.
If anything, watch The Dark Tower trailer, and form an opinion that isn’t terrible.