The oceans are in trouble! And it is likely due to the combination of Randy and defecation! Raymond and Randy are joined by a couple of special guests this episode to discuss oceans! We try to remember what are the oceans and what kind of penises they may contain!
Get your floaties on and swim out to the deep end, or at least jet ski over the deep end.
Bust out your flip flops, beach towels and crack open all the cold ones: ITS SUMMER, BITCHES.
The gang talks about the best summer fun, summer foods and summer diseases!
Randy couldn’t join this episode, but we have a special new guest, Steve Coyle!
Thanks for being the cooler dude, Steve.
Life hangs in the balance on Earth. We face the judgement of Carl Sagan and his secret cabal of barely grounded characters.
The sole criteria of the judgement: the Scattered Podcast.
Sorry that we are all doomed, but you will have to listen to part 2 to find out how.
Nate describes his trauma surrounding Meet the Parents. Erik sounds douchey, again! Randy ducks out early because of his loser tendencies. Ray doesn’t think about death every goddamnit minute of the day, just every OTHER minute of the day, so like half day of death thinking.
Warning: We do talk some air travel related disasters, terrible things and if that is what you don’t want to hear, you can hear the first half of the episode without any of that stuff.
We travel to a new frontier, and only manage to mention Uranus once. We also imagine an alien race taking their sweet time encountering us for the next four years because of the current anti-alien policies of you-know-who.